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Zero Punctuation: Haze

June 18, 2008 in Reviews comments 8

Yet another satiracle review and look at a great upcoming game, Haze. With a tagline that reads: "Drug-addled mercenaries wearing glowing power armor trudging through the jungle with guns. What could possibly go wrong?" you have to give it at least a glance.

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  • 2
    Zeon I Jun 18, 08
    Yahtzee has to be one of the best reviewers on the internet. Using Afroman's best song as the intro is win.
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    Xenctuary Jun 18, 08
    Yahtzee rules. I like the "forest background"
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    Seeker X Jun 19, 08
    He must've had a field day with Haze.
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    TurMoiL911 Jun 19, 08
    Yahtzee is *bleep*ing awesome. Zero Punctuation owns.

    He's got a point about the armor, though. Whose stupid idea was it to have a bunch of soldiers fight in a forest wearing armor with bright yellow ? On the helmet, no less. That's just asking for a headshot.
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    Shadow of Death* Jun 19, 08
    Games don't have to make sense. Every game generally has at least ONE glaring logical fallacy >_>

    Well, I tried the demo earlier today. Nothing super special, but I don't see why everyone is hating on it....Well, it WAS supposed to be a AAA game, so I guess it is mostly disappointment >_>
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      Seeker X Jun 19, 08
      His reviews are really for laughs. He literally criticizes EVERY game (even those he likes) just to sound funny and stuff like that, so I wouldn't take much of what he says too seriously. That's not to say that every so often he makes a good point here and there.
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    Silent Storm Jun 19, 08
    It was hilarious, as always.

    But wtf was up with that video at the end?
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      Zero and X Jun 19, 08
      Thats not part of his vid, its just the site's advertisement.

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