Zero Punctuation: Haze

Deathsythe | June 18, 2008 | Reviews | Playstation 3 Misc

Yet another satiracle review and look at a great upcoming game, Haze. With a tagline that reads: "Drug-addled mercenaries wearing glowing power armor trudging through the jungle with guns. What could possibly go wrong?" you have to give it at least a glance.

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Haze [PS3, XBOX360, PC]

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Comments

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Zeon I | June 18, 2008

Yahtzee has to be one of the best reviewers on the internet. Using Afroman's best song as the intro is win.
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Xenctuary | June 18, 2008

Yahtzee rules. I like the "forest background"
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Seeker X | June 18, 2008

He must've had a field day with Haze.
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TurMoiL911 | June 19, 2008

Yahtzee is *bleep*ing awesome. Zero Punctuation owns.

He's got a point about the armor, though. Whose stupid idea was it to have a bunch of soldiers fight in a forest wearing armor with bright yellow ? On the helmet, no less. That's just asking for a headshot.
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tallteen86 | June 19, 2008

Games don't have to make sense. Every game generally has at least ONE glaring logical fallacy >_>

Well, I tried the demo earlier today. Nothing super special, but I don't see why everyone is hating on it....Well, it WAS supposed to be a AAA game, so I guess it is mostly disappointment >_>
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  Seeker X | June 19, 2008
  
  His reviews are really for laughs. He literally criticizes EVERY game (even those he likes) just to sound funny and stuff like that, so I wouldn't take much of what he says too seriously. That's not to say that every so often he makes a good point here and there.
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Silent Storm | June 19, 2008

It was hilarious, as always.

But wtf was up with that video at the end?
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  Zero and X | June 19, 2008
  
  Thats not part of his vid, its just the site's advertisement.