What have you accomplished in the last 10 years? It's quite a long time, when you think about it. You would've expected that a game in development for so long would have at least a few redeeming qualities. GameLemon tells you that, unfortunately, you'd be sorely mistaken.

Too Human casts players in the role of Baldur, one of the cybernetically enhanced Aesir who serve as the protectors of humanity. The Aesir are all based on Norse mythological characters, so you can be sure that Odin and Thor make appearances, and the phrase "Odin's beard!" is used more liberally than in the film Anchorman, which is quite the accomplishment because I thought that sort of thing was impossible.
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    Shinobi_razor Jan 26, 09
    wow, this game wasnt that bad. i dont know why it got such crap flung at it. its just not for everyone. if you dont like dungeon crawling RPGs, shut up and leave it to those of us who do.
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    pooOBKp Jan 26, 09
    This took a while to get a review out.
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      Seproth* Jan 26, 09
      I think they're going to review Super Mario 64 next.
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        pooOBKp Jan 26, 09
        I knew they were doing a Super Mario 64 review, I've been anxiously waiting for it to finally get published.
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          GLDarthziggy Jan 26, 09
          Yeah yeah, we're a little behind on this one. The winter games rush hit some reviewers harder than others. Give us a break, huh?
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    KennethSese Jan 26, 09
    Wow...does anyone even care about this review anymore. Also, you guys should actually review a game when the pressure's on...you know...before 600 other outlets review the game. This way you'll actually have to provide a score without some other outlet telling you what to think. I can guarantee you wouldn't be trashing this game if you had to decide for yourselves. This game isn't that bad...
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      GLDarthziggy Jan 27, 09
      You know, a little sarcasm is cool now and then, but seriously dude, come off it. We're not 1up, ign, etc. We're a small site trying to get people to laugh once in a while, and if we happen to be a little "late" on a review, what's the problem? Maybe we read other reviews before we write our own, and then sometimes we actually just play the game and ignore everything else. But don't go bashing just for the sake of making yourself heard.

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