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The worst game movies - Part 2: Bloodrayne

May 06, 2009 in Reviews comments 5

GameObserves is picking apart four of the worst video game movies ever made. Last week "Mario Bros." had the honors of launching the weekly series; this week Bloodrayne has the privilege of getting dissected.

What’s a “Bad Video Game Movies” list without the one and only, Uwe Boll (at least until some mad scientist clones him in a scary ass plot to destroy the world with shitty movies)? A much shorter list, that’s what. There is only one thing good about the man, and that is his ability to unite Xbots, StationPlayers, and Nintendophiles under one single banner of hate. Uwe Boll and game-to-movie adaptations go together about as well as Lindsay Lohan and food, and after watching Bloodrayne, I felt like taking an acid bath in order to fully clean off all the Uwe that the movie sneezed onto my cerebellum.
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  • 1
    Gamesta100 May 6, 09
    The only good thing in that trash of a movie was...well I'm sure you can guess which bit lol.
    • 1
      Raziel_326 May 6, 09
      Not even that bit was worth the torment enduring that movie.
    • 0
      tallteen86* May 7, 09
      Yes, that bit was quite nice.

      I'm probably in the minority when I say I can tolerate the movie...The second one (they actually made a second one, that's right 0_o) made the first one look almost good...

      Hated the fake looking weapons a lot....

      The second one took place in the 'not-so-wild west'....Enough said ~_~

      Of course, I didn't pay to watch either (My dad had bought the DVD at random, of the first one, and the second one appeared on Cable).
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    psxmeup May 8, 09
    There's a second bloodrayne? Well, that's about as surprising as hearing there's a third Starship Troopers (which at the time I didn't know there was a second...)

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