Max S from GameLemon takes you through the unbelievably broken, linear, shoddy, but somehow hard to put down experience that is Legendary. Check out why the game is so bad it's almost good. Almost.

Legend has it that nice guy Prometheus had the misfortune of stealing fire from the gods so that we regular humans could keep our feet warm when it rains and so that pirates could make beef jerky.

Zeus thought that this was rather rude, and after knuckle sandwiching nice guy Prometheus, decided to bitch-slap the entire human race for the lulz. He devised a most devious plan of putting all the evils of the world - famine, poverty, disease, Uwe Bowl films, and so on - into a box (actually a jar, but hey) and giving it to Pandora, the first woman on Earth. Pandora, being a creature of the naturally curious sort, opened the jar, the evils were released, and that was the end of that.

To all of which developer Spark Unlimited and publisher Gamecock Media Group said, "O'RLY?"

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