Games We Love but Wish We Could Love Playing
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IGN recently reviewed Dead or Alive: Paradise, giving it an overall score of 5/10 and calling it "a poorly conceived, undersized grouping of mini-games that aren’t aided by the visuals’ ability to sell the characters’ sex appeal."
Dead or Alive Paradise is a poorly conceived, undersized grouping of mini-games that aren’t aided by the visuals’ ability to sell the characters’ sex appeal. The physics engine doesn’t help the illusion that you’re staring at a gorgeous girl in a bikini, but the jiggling is funny nonetheless. Some might be able to derive some fun from volleyball if you can stand the controls and weird looking animations. Pool hopping is playable, but the amount of loading involved is a real bummer.
At the end of the day, if you’re old enough to legally buy this game, chances are you’re mature enough to let it pass by.
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