Destructoid's Jim Sterling has given the recently-released Dead or Alive: Paradise an absolutely scathing review and rewarded it a mere 1/10.

This review is NSFW.

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No.

Dead or Alive Paradise leaves only questions in its wake. Is this supposed to be a videogame? Are we really meant to masturbate to this? Has anybody at Tecmo actually seen a breast in real life? It forces us to ask all these questions, and not once does it ever answer them. I don't know what Dead or Alive Paradise is supposed to be. It's clearly trying to appeal to fans of the female form, but the graphics are so poor and the breasts so supernatural that I can't imagine anybody being able to even generate pre-come after playing this for an hour, let along manipulate their glans to the point of full issue.

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