Deadly Premonition is a game that looks like it was made 8 years ago, stored away somewhere, and then released this year. Having dated mechanics and graphics, it's a pain to play through, and yet you definitely should. Read on to find out why.

Let’s get this out of the way: Budget survival horror title Deadly Premonition was coded in 20 minutes in the back of a moving van. Walking up a set of stairs in-game is even more difficult than dragging my fat ass up the stairs in real life. Characters inexplicably hunch over at 90 degrees to show you that they’re old people, bippity jazz lounge music doesn’t match what’s on the screen, inane and poorly-scripted cut scenes go on for an eternity, and you know it’s the bad guy when he comes along because his eyes glow bright orange.

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