Here is a gonzo review of Gears of War 3. This review is done in a way that only TPSS can do it. It should be of note that it might not be the most safe for work review ever written.

Gears of War is the entire reason why I decided to purchase a 360 from the get go. All those muscular mens running around, killing monsters and not wearing helmets sold it. Hard! In fact Gears sold me on the next generation so much; I decided to purchase a PS3 for the regrettable Resistance series. (Big mistake, but live and learn.) Gears is also the only reason why I have decided to hold onto my 360 and continue with my live subscription. Its love, what can I say?
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