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Fun review of God of War: Chains of Olympus

vaga_koleso | May 15, 2008 | Reviews | Playstation Portable 
A fun, humorous review of God of War: Chains of Olympus from GameLemon, with Kratos compared to Chuck Norris, Stephen Seagal, and... Martha Stewart :)
When it comes to badasses, there are a few specific folks who come to mind. Chuck Norris, with his roundhouse kicks of fury, Steven Segal, with the ponytail of doom, and Martha Stewart and her soul-stealing stare. However, none of these pillars of destruction quite match up to Sparta's greatest warrior, Kratos (Martha Stewart comes awfully close, but I've got to think Kratos could take her so long as she doesn't get the drop on him).

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    chautemoc | May 15, 2008
    If Kratos gets busted for insider trading, then definitely Kratos > Martha Stewart.
    • 1 thumbs!
      Seeker X | May 15, 2008
      The thing is...Kratos doesn't dwell with petty human/mortal currency.
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    vaga_koleso | May 15, 2008
    Yeah, maybe commodity exchange at the most. You know, trading his Blades of Chaos for barrels of oil

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