Allegedly the most technologically advanced virtual girlfriend game to date, Real Girlfriend seems like a good idea in theory (if you're into that sort of thing).

But sometimes things don't go the way you want them to. These screens show what the game (and your 'real girlfriend') looks like when your computer isn't up to snuff, and the results are... well... scary.

These screenshots are apparently what happens if your PC is not up to snuff. Whatever they are, these images are some of the most unsettling and grotesque I have ever seen. If Real Girlfriend is supposed to be erotic, then it has failed, because my penis just ingested itself after witnessing images of what is quite clearly God's cruelest mistake.

Miss Razz via destructoid.com »