Top 7 Pokemon of Sexuality

plower glove | June 23, 2008 | Top List | Misc

Pokemon and sex go hand in hand. They come in all shapes and sizes, all equipped with different...skills. These are the 7 most sexually suggestive Pokemon!

Lopunny poses like a Playboy bunny in a centerfold spread. Or a prostitute working the sidewalk. Either way, it's sexually suggestive. It also grabs its chest area like it's trying to keep you from seeing the goods. And is it just me or do Lopunny's elbows look like a pair of drooping...boobs? There's so much subconscious sexual imagery going on with Lopunny - if I saw one standing like that at a bar, I might just have to take it home with me.

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Final Blade | June 24, 2008

_{LMAO I honestly never really gave a thought about this, it seems they have sick minds to think they have anything sexual about them.

Although Tentacruel and Lickitung I could see a possible being something sexual but the others? Come on seriously, your stretching it a bit with those.}
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Jak66 | June 24, 2008

Where is Castform on this list? That thing is pretty much the most revealing pokemon of them all. It has boobs just right out in the open!
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  Final Blade | June 24, 2008
  
  _{Pics or its not true.}
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Silver Mirror | June 24, 2008

Boobs? No I swear they were balls
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tallteen86 | June 24, 2008

Look up "Lopunny sexy" or "Lopunny hentai" or something, I'm sure there is a lot >_>

Oh, were is the Gardevoir? Less sexually suggestive than Lopunny or the others, but clearly rather human-like (for a grass type pokemon)...

Just look at this idealized Gardevoir below.

Sorta like the 'naive good girl' to Lopunny's 'sexually active party girl' >_>

All they need to do is create a catgirl pokemon >_>
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  Final Blade | June 25, 2008
  
  _{Best Gardevoir I've seen, almost looks like a hot anime girl....}
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Agrias | June 24, 2008

Oh....and you need to underline that this game is for kids.

Although they don't think about such things yet..ah ah ah...
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BANDITO ATTACK | June 24, 2008

who plays pokemon and can only think about shit like this? people likee this make the internet look bad.
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tallteen86 | June 24, 2008

@Bandito - People like pointing out stuff like this....Look at Spore creature creator? You got people making penises, boobage, and even crab position 'women' creatures.....That is an E game too, I do believe >_>
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  TurMoiL911 | June 25, 2008
  
  Well, I guess the ratings are determined based on the game content, not what the players do with the content.
  
  Personally, I think all the penis creatures are sad. If I had access to that kind of editing, I'd make something cool like Godzilla or a Big Daddy from Bioshock.
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DragoniteBallZ | June 25, 2008

Reminds me of that thread in Loungin a few months back. Create a sexual moveset for a Pokemon. HAHA
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  TurMoiL911 | June 25, 2008
  
  BEST. THREAD. EVER.
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Spirit | June 25, 2008

I think I just got turned on