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Top 7 "Damsels in Distress" You DON'T Want To Save!

Gothic Girl | August 28, 2008 | Top List | Misc 
It's a scenario we're all familiar with... A beautiful damsel is kidnapped by a wicked villain and it's the hero's job to save her. But your journey isn't always a rewarding one. Sometimes game damsels just aren't worth saving at all. Here are GamesRadar's Top 7 "Damsels in Distress" You DON'T Want To Save ...
You know the formula. A pure-hearted beauty falls into the evil grasp of some snarling, spitting, mustache-twirling megalomaniac. A noble hero, driven by honor, courage and - let's face it - hormones, rushes to her aid. A brief kiss ensues and, before you can say sequel, the hapless lady has stumbled into imminent danger all over again. Tale as old as time... classic "damsel in distress."

Except sometimes, the damsel isn't worth the damn trouble. Sometimes you reach the end of your adventure, take one look at your reward and wonder why you went searching for her in the first place. Sometimes you're sick of her before you've even begun.

The following are those times. Take our advice, potential knights in shining armor. Don't bother.
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    black doom | August 28, 2008
    Where is Ruto, the only reason to not have her on the list is to have inside knowledge that stops her from qualifying. She was clearly in distress so what might stop her... hmm.
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    chautemoc | August 28, 2008
    Just a couple hundred more, they'll run out..I think.. :/
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    Seeker X | August 28, 2008
    For Maria...well I kinda liked going through James's masochistic journey with Maria just to see how she would flirt next.
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    Zeon I | August 29, 2008
    lol @ Marian getting GANGSTAR PAWNCHED in the vag. :/

    I bet none of us has even heard of Princess Daphne.

    Peach for 1st Place. Srsly.

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