1. Old-Wizard.com

What kind of jackasses would put themselves number one on their own list? I mean you would really, really have to be the largest group of, self centered, egotistical, narcissistic, vane, conceited, solipsists that ever walked the face of this planet to do that. Even if your website was the best nerd website currently in existence, the true gentlemen would graciously bow themselves out of the contest, allowing others the chance to compete. Let’s just say you wrote great lists that were anything but the status quo, one thousand percent honest, and down right funny; wouldn’t you still show humility and perhaps list a friend’s website instead? What if your website took the nerd kingdom, turned it on it’s head, violently overthrew the government, and established a dictatorship based on your own personal beliefs; would it still not be the prudent as a leader to allow the rabble to take shelter in the warm halls of your mighty castle? Playing the devil’s advocate, what if your website was so awesome that it was able to recognize how awesome it was, and actually changed the way the nerd world would think about itself, and then the same website made a list of the best nerd websites; would it not be the responsible thing to do to place ones’ selves on the top of said list? Of course we disagree, because only a real group of jerks, I mean a real bunch of scum bags, with no sense, no tact, no love for their fellow man, and no real ability to follow the herd would do such a thing. That’s why we wouldn’t do that…right? Oh…wait we did.