In this list, the popular video game blog Old-Wizard.com describes what they think are the ten most prominent video game cliches of all time. Included are "saving a princess", a "Chosen One" and many more.

2. Food that completely fills your energy

Picture this; you’re about to die and are gasping for your final breath. You’re rushed to the emergency room, and what does the doctor give you? A roasted chicken. You eat the chicken and walk out as if nothing happened. Could you imagine what would happen in the real world if all your physical and mental ailments could be solved by a piece of chicken? What would happen to modern medicine? All modern doctors would have to become nutritionists, or at least know how to use an oven. From Gauntlet to Castlevania, the most inane pieces of food are able to make you feel better. There’s gushing blood coming out of your arm from being attacked by a warrior or a skeleton, and somehow a piece of chicken heals it. Are we just supposed to assume they used the roasted chicken as a bandage?
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    Big A2 Nov 17, 08
    Holy crap, a list form Old-Wizard.com that won;t make people kill each other!
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      Storm* Nov 17, 08
      Don't be too sure of that. But yeah, decent list, defintely agree with #1.

      We seriously need a better starting point than the main character's bed. That's getting old.
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    BlAkE ShADY Nov 17, 08
    lol nice article strongly agree with points 3 & 2
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    Killosity Nov 17, 08
    Just as I was about to confess my newfound hatred for the plethora of "Top10" lists which seem to keep popping up, I found this.

    AWESOME ARTICLE. TRULY A GOOD READ!
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    HisServant77 Nov 17, 08
    Wow, this one is actually a GREAT list And apparently so far everyone agrees here Amazing . . .

    It seems this guy likes Nintendo a lot and uses most of those examples though. But . . . I guess I don't play many of those games to where I saw those examples listed, as overused. Though I like the ideas for new things to do, actually. I want some innovative stories!!

    I buy just about all my games, because of the plots and stories behind it. So I grow tired of rehashed and predictable stories. Let's aim for something completely new and unexpected!
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    Sabre Nov 17, 08
    I actually liked this article, and I think points 2 and 8 are the best ones.
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    Blackfalcon Nov 17, 08
    Lol at chicken with healing properties.

    Invisible walls are annoying clichés for me; wouldn't you think people would have a smarter way of restricting you? Apparently not.
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      HisServant77 Nov 17, 08
      Hey of course! You mean you aren't revitalized after eating some chicken?

      Yeah the invisible walls are definitely annoying. I love the devs though that think of other ways, such as a literal wall, a damage zone, or the best I've personally seen -- Halo 3 online where turrets or something shoot or kill you somehow when you go off the map. THAT, is how it should be done I think.
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    Final Blade Nov 17, 08
    I know this isn't a hero per say, but number 7 fits very well with Pokemon. You almost always start from the beginning in your room.

    Number 5 can be used for FF7 since Cloud really only had his mom, his dad either dead or something(forgot )

    LOL @ 2. God forgot about those healing Chickens.

    1 is the most obvious. Why can't their be the girl trying to save the man? Its not fair.
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    kspiess Nov 17, 08
    He does point out some pretty huge cliches in games.

    Like when playing a game that has health, when I see any food in the game, I automatically just know that it will increase my health. Like there is absolutely no question in mind that eating the food will raise my health -- it is just so common in games, it is most definitely a cliche exclusive to gaming.

    And I am never surprised that drinking a bottle of water or eating an apple heals my gun shot wounds. I don't even question it at all.
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    Shadow of Death Nov 18, 08
    Good article. We had something like this a while ago though.

    Still doesn't make it not-good though XD

    Yeah, the food = heal bloody wounds is silly....
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    Linkerd101 Nov 18, 08
    Actually in pokemon ruby and sapphire you start in a moving truck.
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      Big A2 Nov 18, 08
      It doesn't matter. He never said that EVER RPG starts of in bed. It's just a common thing that's getting old.
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    Ammy and Issun Nov 27, 08
    I Agree with the Chosen one...one, because in most every RPG you are the chosen one or the Saviour or the Person who will bring balance to the force...oh wait that's star wars....
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    PoofPiff Dec 1, 08
    all true but fable is still good

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