Yes, we did done did it. We scoured through our collective libraries and brought together a list of mainstream (not Hentai or Pr0n) games that feature the best sex scenes.

When we sit down for a round of gaming with our console or PC of choice, we're usually on the look-out for extreme action, non-stop thrills and a sophisticated story. One thing we never expected to see was sex. But as the average age of the gaming audience grows ever higher, interactive entertainments are tackling more grown-up topics like the beast with two backs in a variety of different ways. Some games play it for humor, some use it as a plot motivator, and others let you fornicate just for the hell of it. In the following list, we examine eleven games from the clunky 4-bit pixels of the Atari 2600 to the lovingly rendered high-definition polygonal beauties of today, experiencing sex that's erotic, hilarious, or just plain weird. These are our Top Video Game Sex Scenes - slap a jimmy hat on your Wiimote and play along with us..
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    chautemoc* Dec 3, 08
    Mass Effect one was pretty.
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      Daigoji_Gai Dec 3, 08
      It was also very classy/tasteful.
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        chautemoc* Dec 3, 08
        I heard it was violent and gruesome. I'm getting mixed signals.
        Hehe.
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    Ammy and Issun Dec 3, 08
    The god of war one was an awesome threesome
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    Sonic Wave Dec 4, 08
    Grand Theft Auto seems to show much of it.
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    yugiRULER Dec 4, 08
    Big LOL at the Little big planet one.
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    Sonic Wave Dec 4, 08
    Yeah, why is that one listed there? ROFL.
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    Supernouva Dec 4, 08
    LittleBigPlanet + sex = no.
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    DragoniteBallZ Dec 4, 08
    Nothing like a pixelated penis penetrating a pixelated vagina! SEXY!
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    Bale Fire Dec 4, 08
    God of War ones are the most creative, especially the candle one
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    Existence Dec 4, 08
    God of War 2 was the best, imo. Also, didn't know about Fallout 3.

    BTW, the sex in GTA 4 is not exactly obscured...Take a prostitute into your car and pay 70 bucks, and you see a graphic scene.
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    yugiRULER Dec 4, 08
    Yeah, and then you get to kill her and get your money back...

    I couldn't find out why they put Fallout in there, I searched and searched, but I just couldn't find a reason. Whats up?
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      Daigoji_Gai Dec 4, 08
      It is implied - you can pay a prostitute to "sleep" with you. I demanded they included a Fallout 3 reference. I am a fanboy and rule with an iron fist!
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    DragonMaster Dyne Dec 4, 08
    LMAO @ Ring King. That is awesome.

    God of War 2 definitely had my favorite sex moment in a video game. Just being able to keep it going with the button pressing was awesome, especially with the fountain "urging" you on.
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    Lucssj Dec 4, 08
    Good list. I remember these scenes from playng Max Payne2; Fallout1 and 2; and other titles aswell. The top1 made me rofl, Ring king. I know that game lmao.
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    Atomic Dec 5, 08
    Some ones deserve to be up there, like GTA, but others make you go WTF!? like LittleBigPlanet or Ring King. Why is LittleBigPlanet up there anyway?
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    Ameer Dec 5, 08
    Fahrenheit/Indigo Prophecy's scene was laughable.
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    Spurs_Rule_And_Rock Dec 28, 08
    There are 861 members. 859 of them rated. I'm one of two who hasn't. The other? I rekon Silver Mirror. Who hasn't been online in about a week and 2 days.

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