Dave Rudden and Patrick Shaw of gamepro.com have typed up a top list of the 8 most absurd add-ons so far in Wii history. From a cooking kit to some pom-poms, it's all there. Some were... almost cool, there I was thinking you can never go wrong with a lightsaber.

  1. Pom-poms
  2. Music Instrument Pack
  3. Cooking Kit
  4. Trauma Center Kit
  5. Light Sword
  6. Sword and Shield Pack
  7. Fishing Rod
  8. Sports Kit
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    Big A2 Dec 10, 08
    Thank god these are all 3rd party. The Wii has had THE worst 3rd party ad-ons in history. It seems almost every company out there is trying to make money of it.
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    ShinyMilotic Dec 10, 08
    For many off these ad ons, it could work just as well with the normal wii control. Yep, pretty much for money.
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    cjmnews Dec 10, 08
    Personally I thought the 2007 version of the Nyko Wii Charge Station that melted the controllers was the worst one.

    Based on the Amazon reviews they have fixed that problem in 2008.
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    Wolverine527 Dec 10, 08
    Pom-poms,that's so STUPID !!!
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    Lucssj Dec 10, 08
    My God, those accesories are so pathetic. Makes me remember the accesories from the genesis, at least those worked, in a limited way.
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    Hawkeye Dec 10, 08
    I'd like to make a list of the two dumbest writers and add these two guys to the list. Any add-on is a good add-on.
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      dwg14390 Dec 10, 08
      Even add-ons that interfere with gameplay making it worse?
    • 1
      FinalFantasyFanaticc Dec 10, 08
      k, go have fun waving your wii pom poms around then.

      Seriously, if you think any add-on is a good add-on then im guessing your one of the people who helps third-party developers keep making this crap by paying for it.
    • 0
      Big A2 Dec 10, 08
      I think Hawkeye is a 3rd party "developer". Just ignore him.
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    Final Blade Dec 10, 08
    Shit, I was hoping for the Wii Remote to be listed.
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      Linkerd101 Dec 10, 08
      What..The..*bleep*..
      The Wii Remote is if im not mistaken probably the best controller..
      Its innotative, comforatable, yet, fun!
      The PS3 controller in my case, was awkward to hold, and the triggers were a nono.
      • 1
        Final Blade Dec 11, 08
        Well for one, the Wii Remote has yet to be integrated into games well. Second gamers don't want to flail their arms around all the time on games. And when people are tired and want to relax and play games, we just like the standard controller similar to Gamecube controller or PS/360 controller. Saying it's innovated and comfortable isn't widely accepted. Also I wouldn't mind Nintendo making it optional to have the Wii Remote and Standard use in games, especially Mario and Zelda.

        Until Devs actually utilize the controller fully with games, and having the option ability to switch between that controller and the standard one, it's not the best controller.

        The thing about PS3 and 360 controller is, its comfortable, easy and effective for gaming, and we don't have to flail our arms like a bird to play it. Sometimes the easiest design is better.

        While this is my opinion, as is yours about the Wii Remote, I hardly call it the best. It's unique and innovative, sure, but that doesn't make it the best.
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          Linkerd101 Dec 11, 08
          Wow. A response that long. How old are you? Shouldnt you have a girlfriend?
          Wheres your social life? I make aremark on how I LIKE my control, and youre all like

          Nope too bad Wii mote sux u gots to wave your arms around.
          Dont even say shit, because you obviously dont play Wii gamess.
          You only Wave you arms in games like Smaba De Amingo or Sports games.
          Others requiure a little shake.
          And, point and click is the most used feature, so, sit down, shut up, and go get a girlfriend.
          Ever heard of Myspace?
        • 3
          Fatal Error Dec 11, 08
          The Wii-mote isn't comfortable, and I can't believe that you, the guy telling someone else to get a girlfriend, actually finds something "fun" about the controller itself. What exactly are you doing with it, big guy?
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          Dark Arcanine Dec 11, 08
          Well just because you don't find it comfortable doesn't mean someone else can't, you're not everyone. I find the GC controller fun are you going to try it with me too? Anything can be fun to someone, it's a broad term.
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          Big A2 Dec 11, 08
          If it wasn't for the Wii remote, everything would be the same. Each console would just be bigger games with better graphics, with some blu-ray bullshit thrown in.

          Also, when you "are tired and want to relax and play games" play a game that doesn't involve you flailing your arms around. All games like "Mario and Zelda" involve in terms of motion sensing is shaking the Wii remote a tad or pointing. And if your too lazy to do THAT, I suggest you get some help.

          And then you, yes YOU, complain that all you do in Wii games is just "shake the controller" and that every game should have "1:1 sensing".

          I like the Wii remote. Flailing my arms around is fun, and I like fun things.
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          Fatal Error Dec 11, 08
          The Wii-mote is a gimmick, that's the problem. Thanks to Nintendo saying "focus on the motion sensing over the graphics", developers have responded by making shitty games with shitty graphics and terrible overuse of the motion sensing.

          If it wasn't for the Wii Remote, the Wii would have less BS shovelware we see today. Exactly how is that a bad thing?

          "flailing your arms around" can be done with a pencil in your hands, or nothing at all. If that's so fun, then do it without the remote.

          Dark Arcanine, I thank you for proving my point. You can't claim the comfort of a controller to be a strong point if it's actually debatable in the first place.
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          Slumpy monkey Dec 11, 08
          lMAO

          Linkerd: u have no social lifez, cuz ur not an idiot nd dunt play wii games, ur obv not cewl like me!
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          Big A2 Dec 11, 08
          Now that you mention it, I suppose it is like a signal to 3rd party developers to make shit.

          But I don't think it's a gimmick. You might aswell say all video games are a gimmick, becuase recently, you people makie it seem like they are.
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          Miss Razz Dec 11, 08
          quote
          Each console would just be bigger games with better graphics
          Where's the bad part?
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          Fatal Error Dec 11, 08
          Who is "you people"? "Gimmicks" are things that are used to get people hyped over over something that's supposed to "revolutionize" gaming when all it does is encourage developers to stray away from actually making their games good.
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          Seeker X Dec 11, 08
          Dear *bleep*ing Goddess, I just LOVE the comments in here.
        • 1
          Dark Arcanine Dec 12, 08
          I didn't prove your point at all? There's a lot more to a controller and you're being ignorant of it. For example you've completely ignored the feel of it in your hands. You're just blathering on about swinging it around, so what? At least they're being creative with what they do and not reproducing the same rubbish. I couldn't even tell the difference between a PS2 and PS3 controller.
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          Fatal Error Dec 13, 08
          Yes, I'm obviously not thinking about how the controller feels in my hands, which is why I said it isn't that comfortable, right? Clearly I must be out of my mind crazy and don't even care how it feels because I said it's uncomfortable...Are you really that stupid? I mean really, what more is there to the controller? I know, NOTHING!

          Another point, why would you actually make large changes to the PS2 controller, considering it's one of the best controller designs out there.

          Finally, I'm actually laughing right now at "you can't blame them for trying something new". Actually, I can. If you try something new and it fails, do you just sit there and say "well we tried something new, so you can't blame us for *bleep*ing up"?
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      Rinkydink Dec 11, 08


      Oh come on, the PS3 controller is just lolworthy compared to the Wii Remote. Silly boy.
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        Final Blade Dec 11, 08
        How so? It's the same flipping design as the predecessors. Only things different is, for one the L2/R2 are made like triggers for betting grip. And it has an OPTIONAL Tilt Axis motion controls. Which means It's just something extra, but all games doesn't only use motion controls. And retrospect PS3 controller far own Wii controllers. At least devs actually put forth the effort to making great games on the PS3 with added Motion Controller. If Nintendo made the controller a extra but the main one a standard controller all platforms would have more great games and less crap ones. Definitely the Wii, never seen this much Shovelware since in the 80's with that system, was it atari? Sorry my memory of it is faulty.
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          pooOBKp Dec 12, 08
          Lol, whenever the PS3 is bashed you are ALWAYS there.
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          Final Blade Dec 12, 08
          Not really, I just happen to see it and address it with my opinion. It's no different to anyone else. Make an article about 360 sucks and watch the little fanboys and even some intelligent minds come in and debate it.

          @Dark Arcanine You did prove his point. Linkerd said the contoller is fun and comfortable, I said that's up for personal preference or isn't widely accepted. Fatal Error stated it wasn't comfortable and yet you said just because you don't find it so, doesn't mean someone else isn't. Linkerd made a statement like he's throwing his words as facts and universally accepted when you just proved his point on how it's not comfortable and is actually quite debatable. Which doesn't make it a strong point in the first place.
          As for the PS2 and PS3 controllers, none of them are any different to PS1 controllers. Except PS2 and PS3 had standard analog sticks, has rumble(now standard). PS3 controllers have different L2/R2 buttons that look more like triggers, and has Sixaxis capability. That's the difference. Sony doesn't make wild new design controllers, they keep it the same design cause it's been selling like mad the last two generations and actually a nice design and controls are integrated very well. I can't say the same with the Wii remote and it's capabilities on all Wii games.
          As I stated before, sometimes the simplest and similar design will always be better. That's why 360 isn't that different to its predecessor except width and fits better to the hands.
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          Dark Arcanine Dec 12, 08
          I said nothing about it being uncomfortable, quote me if I'm wrong. Everything is debatable, it's pointless to try and suggest it's universally accepted the controller is uncomfortable because that's not the truth.
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          Final Blade Dec 12, 08
          quote 1
          Its innotative, comforatable...
          quote 2
          The Wii-mote isn't comfortable...
          quote 3
          Well just because you don't find it comfortable doesn't mean someone else can't...
          quote 4
          Dark Arcanine, I thank you for proving my point. You can't claim the comfort of a controller to be a strong point if it's actually debatable in the first place.
          quote 5
          For example you've completely ignored the feel of it in your hands...
          Ok, lets do this like this. Quote one is making a statement as if its universally fact.

          Quote two is saying it's not comfortable, and debating the first quote.

          Quote 3 is saying just because one may find it unformtable doesn't mean its not comfortable for another.

          Quote 4 is saying you've proved his point that you can't base a controller on comfort, and stated in such a way that it's universally accepted when its clearly debatable in the first place. Meaning using its comfortable isn't a good argument for a point as to why the controller is good, when some will not agree, which makes it to a taste.

          That's like me saying PS3 controller kick all others cause it has Sixaxis and implements it better. That's not a good reason why it's good, cause for one its an opinion, and two not everyone will see it that way. The way quote 1 is making it like he's speaking for everyone when he says the comfort is why it kickass and beats others. That's why you proved that that point is debatable and not a strong argument to use, which what Fatal was getting at.

          Last is Quote 5, it stated he completely ignored the feeling of it in his hands, when he just stated that it's not comfortable noting he has used it in his hands, making that statement completely irrelevant and like you didn't read his post.

          In other words, his point is, comfort shouldn't be used to describe why the console is better when its debatable. Thus you proved his point.

          And saying its not universally accepted it not comfortable is the same thing, its DEBATABLE, thus NOT A GOOD ARGUMENT.
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          Dark Arcanine Dec 13, 08
          I didn't say it's universally accepted, you're trying for an argument FB you should just drop it mate. I said I like the controller, others don't like the controller and it's comfort is a factor which is debatable, the end and leave it alone.
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          Final Blade Dec 13, 08
          I'm not looking for an argument, I just proved how you proved Fatal's point in that using the comfort of a controller, when it was stated in such a way by the original post that it WAS universally accepted. I never said you're saying it, I said Linkerd is making it into a universally accepted statement.
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    EOM Bassist Dec 10, 08
    LOL AT THE POM POMS!! I never even knew half of this crap existed. Now I feel slightly better that I DO know. Only slightly.
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    Newcloud Dec 10, 08
    I haven't even seen half of these in my gamestop and what's with the pompoms is there even a game u would use them in?
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      dwg14390 Dec 11, 08
      its for the Go superstar cheerleader!! game.


      I'll take the pink one plz.
    • 0
      Dark Arcanine Dec 11, 08
      Well the source says We Cheer and All Star Cheer Squad so there's two games for you. Cheerleading is about the extent of their usefulness though, unless you want to use them as dusters.
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    Ammy and Issun Dec 11, 08
    I like the Wiisaber one kinda, it'd be good experience for a Star Wars game
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      Dark Arcanine Dec 11, 08
      Except any game utilising the Wii Remote as a hand weapon would. Plus it sadly looks lame.
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        Ammy and Issun Dec 11, 08
        It does Look lame, that's bad.
        Lol, at the Sword and shield pack, it looks ugly and it looks like it would be hard to use.
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          Dark Arcanine Dec 11, 08
          I agree, that one is just darn right hideous. xD I'd feel silly holding a teeny-weeny shield too.
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    King X2 Dec 11, 08
    Honestly, I thought the lightsaber one was awesome. Stupid of course, but I would love to try it.
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    BludStanes Dec 12, 08
    Ahh ha ha look at the facial expression on the lil kid in green. He looks embarrassed as Hell. He also looks like he's trying desperately to give the sword and shield to the person in front of him.
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      Dark Arcanine Dec 12, 08
      I didn't notice before but now you mention it that's rather funny. xD

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