The gang here loves us some "Top Lists", but over the past few months they have gotten out of hand - how could we continue making top lists? After hours of grueling brainstorming with Street Fighter 4, Chris Plante, our wetnosed associate editor delivered brilliance: "What about the best hands in shooters!" We laughed, and approached it as a joke, but the more we thought it about it... [snip] no, seriously, think about it...

When you blast through your favorite FPS, do you ever take a break from the calamity and let your eyes wander to the hands at the bottom of the screen, and you think, "Man, those hands are a representation of my hands. They do what I tell them to do: shoot the gun, stab the bad guy, and grab the life pack. I really owe those hands a solid. They've done so much for me. They're respectable dudes," then slurp on a Diet Cherry Cola?

And then do you realize those hands aren't real hands, and even if they were, it's not like you could take them out for a burger or beers, because hands can't eat?

I mean, you've been there, right? It's not just us; it can't be.

That's why we believe it is our duty, all of us, as the users of the hands, to celebrate these appendages and the work they've done. Give 'em a hand. They'd do the same for you.
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    Onvacation Feb 18, 09
    Your sauce seems to be a picture.
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      chautemoc Feb 18, 09
      Aw jeez, didn't catch this.
      You seem to have a habit of this, Daigoji. =/
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        Daigoji_Gai Feb 19, 09
        Habit of what, lol - Did I break something again?
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          chautemoc Feb 19, 09
          Of linking to images for the sources! It's cool, we fixed it..
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    TurMoiL911* Feb 19, 09
    ... Hands ? Seriously ?

    They must really be running out of ideas at this point if this is what they're creating lists for. Or, I would assume they created a list, as the source is a picture.
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      Daigoji_Gai Feb 19, 09
      Actually not running out of ideas, guess I wasn't clear in the description. We were poking fun at all the lists, it is a joke given their abundance on nearly every link site out there, especially digg.
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    Arikardo Feb 19, 09
    All these lists that keep appearing are killing game grep. We need to stop it with this crap and get some serious interesting news. However, to add my opinion on the best hands, Killzone 2's hands are awesome

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