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Jim Sterling has taken a moment out to write up on some of the most annoying video game characters that are so bad, he wants to kill them. Then he lets you know how he would do it. Good times.
Videogame history is littered with rage and frustration. While we all love and cherish this noble hobby we call gaming, it has still been the source of thrown controllers, broken furniture and endless streams of curse words. While much anger has been had at bad level design, cheap deaths and wasted money, plenty of rage has been reserved for the characters themselves.
Game characters can be incredibly annoying. This is the result of an industry where game developers try to be writers, and homeless drunks try to be voice actors. I am sure that as I type, there are multitudes of irritating faces and grating voices that are now running through your brain. I am sorry for making you remember Navi.
Fear not, however, for I hope to exorcise some of those demons today with a most therapeutic article. Come with me as I discuss the videogame characters I'd like to kill and describe exactly how I'd kill them.
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- Crash Bandicoot [PSX]
- Final Fantasy VIII [PSX, PC]
- Golden Axe [IPHONE, XBOX360, GENESIS]
- Killzone 2 [PS3]
- Mario Kart 64 [N64]
- Mario Kart: Double Dash!! [GC]
- Mario Kart Wii [Wii]
- The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time [N64]
- Sonic Unleashed [XBOX360, PS2, Wii, PS3]
- Street Fighter IV [PC, XBOX360, PS3]
- Super Street Fighter II [GENESIS, PC, Wii, SNES]
- The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time Master Quest [GC]







Comments
They are only videogames characters afterall.
From: Sonic's Latest Piece of Shit Adventure
Where can I buy that game?
Nice details though on the methods he'd use though.
After so much co-op, decided to run through it single player.
OMFG. Stupidity on legs she was. Yahtzee (Zero Punctuation) made such fantastic points in his review of the game.
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