Ten ways to tell if you are one of the world's elite video game players. The feats mentioned in the list are generally pulled from retro video games.

This game is near impossible. If you can beat this game you are beyond great. We here at OW have all beaten this game and we are all great. There isn’t anything easy about any part of it. Except the beginning when you press start after that it’s all work. This game is unlike modern games which are all easy. That’s right, all modern games are easy. And stupid. This game however is hard for the sake of hard. You truly have to become a master of every aspect of Lost Levels. You have to wear your controller down until it becomes ergonomic through erosion, not ergonomic by design. You have to live eat and breath Lost Levels until the very end and only then will you be a master of video games. Nay only a few have completed this quest, but they shall live on in the halls of eternity. Where they shall eat not but the finest meals, drink not but the finest wines, and sleep on not but the finest linens. Actually nobody will really care and it won’t really affect your life in any way at all. Trust us we have a religion based on us now.

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