If you've ever owned a Sims game, no doubt you've tried to kill your Sims at least once. From the icky deaths to the downright hilarious, go to the source for unrealitymag.com's Top 10 Completely WTF Sims Deaths...

As demonstrated by this handy chart, the clear purpose of every Sims game is in fact, to kill all your Sims. It may sound sadistic and cruel, but I guess that’s why video games were invented, so we don’t do this kind of thing in real life.

And by “this kind of thing” I mean build a room made entirely of fireplaces or kill our paperboys with swords. Not content with being merely tragic, these 10 Sim deaths are truly bizarre.
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    Audioslave Jul 28, 09
    Lmao that "Purpose of playing sims" graph is funny
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    Storm* Jul 28, 09
    Some eerie and different ways to kill a Sim there, like the drowning in own pee. I used the ol' hunger card: Have them get in the pool, remove the ladder and they are stranded.
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    Fallen Royalty Jul 28, 09
    Is the Joker one real?
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      Audioslave Jul 28, 09
      Lol you bet it is! Joker's a funny guy.
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      Miss Razz Jul 29, 09
      The Joker one is a fan-made download you can get off the Sims 2 site.
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    Dragoon* Jul 28, 09
    Haha, I usually just stick 'em in a house with nothing to eat and let time do the rest of it for me. =D
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    Ech0ez Jul 28, 09
    I laughed at that tbh.

    This certainly gives us an interesting site into Sims players XD
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    Bale Fire* Jul 29, 09
    The Joker one is the best. Though the fire is naturally always a classic ^_6

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