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ScrewAttack's Top 10 Ugly Chicks in Games

August 22, 2009 in Top List comments 17

While many game girls were blessed with perfect faces and supermodel bodies (or maybe they just had horny male designers), others weren't so lucky. Here are Screwattack's Top 10 Ugly Chicks in Games...

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    RabidChinaGirl Aug 23, 09
    At first I rolled my eyes at the title, but this is actually really hilarious. XD Number one is, admittedly, pretty friggin' gross... think I threw up a little in my mouth. I don't see how the Silent Hill nurses ended up there though -- they're totally sexy.

    "But, ya' know..."
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      RaidenXS Aug 24, 09
      damn right they're hawt! screw attack in garbage in the head
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      Shinobi_razor Aug 24, 09
      i know, the nurses got all the right stuff in all the right places, and as long as the bandage stays on, things should be fine.
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        Miss Razz Aug 24, 09
        I'm pretty sure those aren't bandages... I'm pretty sure that's the nurses actual faces.

        If Silent Hill had sexy muscly doctors, I reckon I could look past the *bleep*ed up face. XD
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          RabidChinaGirl Aug 24, 09
          Dude! So glad to know I wasn't the only one who thought that after seeing the sexy Silent Hill nurses.

          "Where are my *bleep*ing hawt, murderous doctors? "
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          Seeker X Aug 25, 09
          Ha Ha Ha....you just have to settle with SH1 doctors with huge humpbacks.
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          Miss Razz Aug 25, 09
          It just ain't the same

          Us girls need a sexually-frustrated lead character. Konami should totally recreate SH2 like they are doing with SH1. But instead, replace James with a slightly insane "Jamie", and Maria with a sexyily dressed "Marvin", and switch the female monsters with the male monsters and vice-versa
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          RabidChinaGirl Aug 25, 09
          quote Miss Razz
          Us girls need a sexually-frustrated lead character. Konami should totally recreate SH2 like they are doing with SH1. But instead, replace James with a slightly insane "Jamie", and Maria with a sexyily dressed "Marvin", and switch the female monsters with the male monsters and vice-versa
          Best idea ever. How crazy would it be if she smothered her sick husband, too?

          Until then, we just have Pyramid Head -- if you're into monster rape.
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          Shinobi_razor Aug 25, 09
          their faces dont have bandages? they sure look like it, and i thought the guy in the video said they did.
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          Miss Razz Aug 25, 09
          Yeah he said they were bandages, but their faces are actually just mangled mess of skin...



          Creepy
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          RabidChinaGirl Aug 25, 09
          ^ At least there's a vacant hole in her face?
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          Shinobi_razor Aug 25, 09
          eh, just put a paper bag over her head
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    MikeyGrea Aug 23, 09
    Yeah I did the same. This article is actually worth a read through. Get a few laughs out of it.
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    Shinobi_razor Aug 24, 09
    someone actually cosplayed as Birdo? OMFG...
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    Dramon Knight Aug 24, 09
    Damn, damn, damn...so ugly!

    Seriously, ugly stick? Try ugly sub machine gun and it'll sound more accurate.

    I love how the reviewer killed off all the ugly girls, even if they weren't villains. xD
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    Miss Razz Aug 24, 09
    Does Gruntilda really count? She totally turned hot during the Game Over screen ...



    lol
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      Dio Aug 25, 09
      Hahhaha, I forgot about that little Game Over movie. That is hilarious.

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