Here are five poor characters who are obviously suffering from medical conditions that haven't yet been diagnosed. Why won't anyone tell them to see a doctor?
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Chris Redfield – Gigantism
Ever since the infamous first screens of Resident Evil 5 were released an epic debate has raged on the internet. Capcom had certainly made some controversial decisions and many observers were shocked and appalled by what they saw. I am, of course, referring to Chris Redfield’s arms. They defy the laws of nature, and possibly God himself. Essentially it appears as if someone has stapled two baby calves to his shoulders. There can be only two rational explanations for his dramatic transformation. Either the man has spent the intervening period between Code Veronica and Resident Evil 5 bench pressing anvils, pausing only in order to inject his biceps with steroids, or he has developed a sudden and extreme case of gigantism that is isolated in his arms. The reason that Chris never has any sexual chemistry with women in the games is due to that fact that he is fully aware that any romantic entanglements he engages in are likely to result in the accidental death of his unfortunate partner.
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  • 1
    Principality Aug 30, 09
    Haha!

    Well the same could be said of Claire's ass. How did it become so nice? Must be those magic jeans!
    • 1
      Seeker X Aug 31, 09
      Oh no, Claire's ALL natural...
      • 0
        Storm Aug 31, 09
        Damn right she is.

        Just updated graphics to show off true nature, really. Chris on the other hand has clear signs of gigantism, least for those massive arms.
        • 0
          Principality Sep 3, 09
          I think his massive arms look really nice though. =]
  • 0
    Star of Spurs* Aug 31, 09
    On the plus side for Chris, who's going to mess with someone who's got guns bigger than their head?
    • 2
      Shinobi_razor Aug 31, 09
      Wesker, Jill, Irving, Excella and all the las plagas apparently.
  • 0
    Seproth Aug 31, 09
    Chris gets free supplements. Problem solved.

    My Shepard does not have any personality disorder....he's just a badass.
    • 0
      dwg14390 Sep 1, 09
      But my shepards a homicidal geek D:

      And chris doesn't suffer from any "unknown" medical problem. Thats just the side effects of the drugs.

      How else can he keep up with Wesker?
    • 0
      RabidChinaGirl Sep 1, 09
      Chris makes special herbs.

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