Destructoid's list of the top ten bottoms in video games complete with over the top sexual innuendoes. Some of these derrières that got listed might even surprise you.

If there's one thing Destructoid doesn't do enough of, it's the cataloging and rating of female body parts in a cynical bid to keep the virgins and date rapists interested. Fortunately, we plan to address that with a new series of articles that catalog and rate female body parts in a cynical bid to keep the virgins and date rapists interested. The hits will come flooding in.

So, arses. Everybody loves a good arse, unless they're proctologists who I feel wouldn't want to take their work home with them. I believe it was Oscar Wilde who once said, "Always forgive your enemies, and arses are great. Arses arses arses." Ne'er have truer words been spoken, either.

Which brings us to today's most sexy editorial, a list of the top ten arses in gaming. Yes, you've read top ten lists like this thousands of times, but ours is different because it's ... probably a bit different somehow. Okay, it's actually not that different at all, but making self-aware statements acknowledging that fact will make us seem really cool about it.

So, without further ado, let's get cracking and look at the top ten arses in videogames. Best read it quickly, before we put each arse on a separate Web page to cheaply increase pageviews!

ThreeTwoFiveSix via destructoid.com »