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Top 10 Game Leads You Don't Want as Your Mother

May 08, 2010 in Top List comments 10

This is a list of the top 10 video game characters that no person in their right mind would want to substitute as their mother, from gaming website PlanetXbox360.com, just in time for Mother's Day celebrations.

Mother's day is just around the corner and without a doubt is a day to pay homage to the person who served as a mobile spawn point while we waited in our own personal matchmaking lobby for a full nine months. Sure, flowers and candy would do or a trip to the spa might be the best gift possible for mommy dearest. Maybe even a dinner and movie to remind her of her motherly instincts and how much you certainly love her in one fell swoop. Any of these things would be awesome and in your thankfulness to your mom, I'm sure you'd be willing to bend over backwards for her on this one day out of the year that she gets a break from cooking for you, cleaning up after you and driving you and your friends around – because you look so cool sitting in the back of her van. But, what if she wasn't your mom? What if somehow you wound up on the doorstep of one of the meanest, biggest badasses in a video game? You think you would've turned out so well if after the playground injury you were told by your mom to walk that hemorrhaging pancreas off? Doubt it. So, this Mother's Day, make sure to take the time to go and give your actual mother an extra firm hug and be thankful you got her, and not one of the below badasses.
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  • 1
    lord of vice city May 8, 10
    ok, i reallllllly didnt get that article

    i mean its a list of characters you rather not be your mother, fair enough i get that

    problem is though, all those selections....were male

    unless of course i missed something in biology......
    • 1
      BANDITO ATTACK May 9, 10
      yeah i think the guy was confused when he wrote this. or he doesn't know mothers are women. or he has two dads. and one of them is his 'mother'.
  • 0
    Tf916* May 9, 10
    Thats good i wasn't the only one that diddn't get this.
  • 1
    Province May 9, 10
    Ladies & gentlemen please, direct your attention to the source...

    planetxbox360.com

    Jesus christ I've never seen so much crap come out of one source. (Anus excluded)
    • 0
      Hideo1 May 9, 10
      HHGS.

      Old-Wizard.

      GoFanboy.

      Need I continue?
      • 0
        Seproth May 9, 10
        Yeah, I gotta say my vote goes old-wizard.

        This list isn't all that bad though. Consider what women are like in gaming, pretty much super sexy, save for very few exceptions. List has to use dudes or monsters, demons, etc...

        That said it's still a bad list.
        • 0
          Hideo1 May 10, 10
          Bare in mind this is people who you don't want as your mother. Not girlfriend or wife but mother. Now I don't know what kind of Freudian nightmare the rest of you people live in but when it comes to qualities one looks for in a mother being super sexy is not something I'd think should matter
        • 0
          Seproth May 10, 10
          Yeah but presumably I'd still be me, Lara Croft would just suddenly be my Mom. I don't think I'd have the same blocks as I do with my real mom.
        • 0
          Province May 10, 10
          Because suddenly evening dinner conversation would get sooo much more interesting, right?
        • 0
          Hideo1 May 10, 10
          That's stupid. It's not about your Mom suddenly becoming somebody else otherwise the Mom part would be completely moot and may as well be anyone you know suddenly becoming this person, so it must include the whole parenting thing.

          Unless if you still do get playground injuries?

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