A list of six reasons why Naughty Dog's latest classic is so awesome that it'll totally be worth forgoing sex for. This list is infallible and arguing with it is just silly. You've been warned.

"In lieu of actually reviewing Uncharted 2, we decided to focus on what exactly makes Uncharted 2 so radically badass.

However, rather than wasting time describing what sets Uncharted 2 apart from all the other games of 2009, we decided to stack up Naughty Dog's latest masterpiece against something the average, basement dwelling video game writer has never experienced --getting laid. While the results of this formal comparison were inconclusive due to a lack of any kind of real research and an excess of wild speculation and conjecture, we were able to derive the following: playing Uncharted 2 sets such unrealistic standards for what orgasmic bliss is that even the most wild, deviant, lust-fueled sexual fantasies can not compare. Here's why."

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