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Hawty Mc Bloggy has written a funny little article that will let you in on ten little tips that you can use to hit on chicks online when playing a game, but inspired by Halo. Check out the lines at the source, go online, try them out and see how your results turn out! Here is an example: "Are we playing Assault? Cause Im pretty sure you are the bomb."
Its a fact of life, some people use Xbox Live to hit on the chicks. The same tired pick-up lines get old after a while though. You must be tired because youve been running through my mind all day and Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love will get you nowhere with the gamer girls. If you want to impress the females playing Halo, might I suggest some more subject appropriate phrases?
These are all original Halo-inspired pick-up lines I lovingly handcrafted myself. One of the keys of success with using lines is originality. If the girl has heard it before, it probably wont work. So rest assured these havent been used yet and therefore increase your chances of scoring. You can come back and thank me after you are done getting some virtual action.





Comments
How about...
"I hope you like monotony because I've got the most copy paste level design you'll ever see!"
I did, however, find "I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I cant take my eyes off you" and "Are we playing Assault? Cause Im pretty sure you are the bomb" funny.
Simply hilarious.
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