Top Seven Lamest Ninjas

xsynergyx | August 06, 2007 | Top List | Misc

Games Radar has complied a small list, criticizing the top seven most lame ninjas. They're talking about the ninjas that can't be sneaky or capable of karate chopping you. The list ranges from the legendary Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to the old school Black Manta. Go to the source to check out the list and information on why they are so lame.

Nowadays, everyone loves ninja and knows that they can walk on water, run up walls, and slice through any adversary. And if you ever get the feeling that someone is watching you, it's probably a ninja waiting for the perfect moment to put you out of your misery.

But there are some truly shameful shinobi lurking in the depths of gaming’s history. These sad excuses for agents of death couldn’t sneak their way past a blind security guard and should be stripped of the honorable title of the ninja.

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Zero and X | August 07, 2007

Oh hell no, they talked crap about TMNT! I loved that as a kid! How dare they desanctify my childhood like that!
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Seeker X | August 07, 2007

100% agreed on the Naruto verdict. ...I'd say something more, but I'm just not up for an argument with any fan right now.
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  Final Blade | August 07, 2007
  
  Than let me point out Naruto is the best ninja ever in that show. He literally has the makings of a god.
  
  I have to agree with Zero here, i love TMNT when i was little i can't believe they went that far, for crying out loud it was a cartoon, not a real ninja movie, if you want that go to japan.
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    Seeker X | August 07, 2007
    
    Then you just got me started. Showing kids posing as wannabe, romanticizing, incapable ninjas does not make ANYBODY in that show a damn ninja. A ninja is basically a soldier...and remind me again, who the hell was acting like a damn soldier in the show?
    
    And Naruto being a God? Compared to Ryu Hayabusa, Naruto's the wussiest wannabe ninja in the history OF ninjas.
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      Final Blade | August 07, 2007
      
      let me give you the low down, Naruto has unlimited chakra when he masters chakra control. Then give him a few techniques and your toast as simple as that. Naruto is a god. Just cause you hate the show doesnt mean you have the right to call him he sucks. Its a anime show, As far as Ryu, he not even in a show, its a game. I think there talking about a shows. Naruto would pwn Ryu.
      
      This guys thinks he knows ninja's, well its his opinion but someone who knows the show alot more than him i can tell him he's not lame.
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      Hawkeye | August 07, 2007
      
      The list deals with all formats, if you visited the link you'd see that. Heck they even have a Super Nintendo cover in it.
      
      Oh and Naruto still sucks. Saying "he has unlimited chakra" just makes him suck even more.
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      Final Blade | August 07, 2007
      
      How his nine tail fox demon allows him to have the unlimited chakra. if you watched the show the most powerful uchiha wants that power.
      He doesn't suck, Rock Lee sucks in that show.
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Gary15 | August 07, 2007

Okay I agreed with the Naruto thing but the turtles? No way, what kid didn't love turtles back in the day? They were some of the coolest ninjas around.
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Raziel_326 | August 07, 2007

I agreed with all except Turtles and Goemon. Mystical Ninja Goemon for N64 was one of the most fun games I've ever played.
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tidus04 | August 07, 2007

TNMT was great when I was young but to be honest I agree with them being on this. Not excatly all that great were they in the end
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neto_360 | August 07, 2007

I also agree with Naruto being lame, but I still continue to watch the anime I like the other characters more anyways.
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InnerDemon | August 07, 2007

well i think that was based on one persons view point, i mean naruto is a awesome show, it is a awesome fighting show with great detail put in as well as a good source of comedy. episode 133 sums that up as well as the new shippuuden episodes.
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Hawkeye | August 07, 2007

I don't even need to click this list. Naruto should be the number 1 lamest ninja, end of.
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Wolfwood | August 07, 2007

Wow I never would have guessed the Naruto hate would be boiling over even here! Maybe it's a result of it being too popular, too mainstream an anime? That's not exactly the greatest reason to be ragging on the show, not that I'm a big Naruto fan myself! Dissing TMNT, now that's like dissing a 20-something year-old man's childhood.

Working Designs isn't going to appreciate the jab at Goemon either, since the company pretty much went belly-up for reasons which included trying to get SCEA to approve localization of recent games in the series!
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Hawkeye | August 07, 2007

For a second there I thought you meant Goemon from Lupin the Third. Granted, I guess he's not a Ninja. Even if he is considered one though, he's still way cooler than everyone on this list.
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xsynergyx | August 07, 2007

Almost every kid loved Teenage Mutant Turtles when they were young, but I kind of agree with their points on this one.
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Storm | August 07, 2007

Naruto is one of the worst ninjas ever, though <_< TMNT owns (old show). It's hard to conceal yourself when you're a human-sized turtle.
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  neto_360 | August 08, 2007
  
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  Naruto is one of the worst ninjas ever, though <_<
  BELIEVE IT!!!
  
  Naruto is annoying as hell. TMNT does own. I remember I used to watch it all the time when I was little.
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BANDITO ATTACK | August 07, 2007

Naruto is infinitely GAY.

Wasn't that mystical ninja game the one where the ninja hit people with a pipe (pipe for smokin)... and i-ninja was an awesome game @__@
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Capn Droid | August 09, 2007

Naruto is so awful, they even have a joke that involves him:

"Yo mama so fat, even Naruto doesn't believe it."

Agreed @ Naruto, since he wears a huge orange puffy vest and does nothing to conceal his whereabouts. Whatsoever.