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The Top Ten Cutest (but deadly) Pokemon

March 30, 2008 in Top List comments 16

Many pokemon have always been dubbed as "cute". But have you ever thought of a little Jigglypuff as deadly? Considering their fighting strategies and attacks, you may want to rethink taking a cute little pokemon home. ^__^

#10 Jigglypuff

Jigglypuff's marshmallow exterior makes it the ultimate pillow, a very desirable trait since its harmonic melodies put people to sleep. On the other hand, it could send you to dream land in a very undesirable location, such as the middle of a highway.


#9 Torchic

Most birds are ugly, poop all over the place and look better smothered in Tabasco. Torchic, despite looking delicious, is one of those rare birds we can't help but go awwwwww over. It's cute, it's clumsy and it hops around. Oh yeah, it breathes fire from its belly to the tune of 1800 degrees F. Consider yourself torched.
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  • 0
    Storm Mar 30, 08
    Why are there so many versions of Pikachu in this list? -_-
    • 0
      InnerDemon Mar 30, 08
      I only saw one. o_0. There is a pikachu and a pichu. Two totally different things...
      • 3
        jmac353 Mar 31, 08
        Totally different storm. TOTALLY different...
        • -1
          Storm Mar 31, 08
          Oh yeah good point jmac, totally different. xD
        • 0
          Xenctuary Mar 31, 08


          Totally different
  • 0
    Twisted Mar 30, 08
    Because he's deadly, and this is a deadly list?
  • 0
    Capn Droid Mar 31, 08
    Thanks goodness Eevee is on there. He's my favorite from back in the day.

    GG Teddiursa, and the people who made the list; seems rather accurate.
  • -1
    Chais Mar 31, 08
    Pikachu? What the heck were these guys smoking? Goldeen is far cuter!
    • 0
      Euphoric Mar 31, 08
      But Pickachu is far more deadly
      • 0
        Capn Droid Apr 2, 08
        Goldeen learns Horn Drill. Both a OHKO and an innuendo. Superior.
  • 0
    Keano Mar 31, 08
    Goldeen > Pikachu if you ask me.
  • 0
    The Power Mar 31, 08
    Does anyone remembr Clafairy?(sp) that one was a very cute looking one, when it is sitting on the swing lol.
    • 0
      Circe Mar 31, 08
      I loved Clefairy! ^__^
      Yeah, even I don't completely agree with this list, but it'd be hard to make one that even half of pokemon fans agree with.
  • 1
    Euphoric Mar 31, 08
    Nice list overall. Did anyone not expect Pikachu to make it? Cause as soon as I saw the title I immediately thought of the little electric mouse.
  • 1
    Xenctuary Mar 31, 08
    Awwwww. Where can I buy some of these to act as my "guard dogs"?
  • 1
    Sonic Flash Mar 31, 08
    WTF! No Wigglytuff? Son of a bitch! <flips a="a" table="table">
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