The top 7 cute characters that we just want to beat up. They've been put in this group because they've been deemed the most annoying characters in games. The 7th place is Pikachu, 6th is Professor Kawashima, 5th is Lottie, 4th is Larry Butz, 3rd is Jake, 2nd is given to Navi and the 1st place is taken by Tails. All coming from different series but all annoying never the less annoying. All have varying reasons for why they've been put into this category and then they all have different reasons how they want to beat them up.

Admit it - you’ve thought about choking quite a few videogame characters to death. Whether it’s an annoying sidekick or a particularly tough boss, there’s no denying that the urge to bust somebody in the mush hasn’t seized you. There are a lot of deserving punks we could put into this article - but the most aggravating offenses come from the cutest characters. Those fluffy types just there to make a game more friendly, more fun... and more *shudder* cute.

You know what we’re talking about. “No, irritating menu sprite, I don’t want to save my game - yes, I’m sure!” or “Dammit, truculent NPC that has something I want but won’t sell it to me, I’ve gotten your thirty rat butts, now hand it over!”

The aggravation is endless and we don’t blame even the most mild-mannered of you for snapping once in a while and wanting to drive a spike through the eye of even the most adorable gaming character out there. But let us cash in on your anger with our Top 7 Cutesy Characters We Want to Beat the Shit Out of - go on, let your inner sadist loose
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  • 2
    StabWound Apr 21, 08
    I want to beat up the guy in all those pictures.
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      theundertakergonzo Apr 21, 08
      I so agree with you, his face is just a pain to look at
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      Final Blade Apr 22, 08
      Agreed, I Fell like punching the shit out of him, look at his face, pure idiocy.

      I don't like that pikachu Picture, its so meeaann!
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        theundertakergonzo Apr 22, 08
        Yeh the guy does have the face which deserves to be hit. Even then i think it would fix his face up, his experssion is plain annoying also. But it's a good article.
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    black doom Apr 22, 08
    Hmm who to save. If I save Navi (she is from my favorite game, and never annoyed me that much) she will bother Link (well she did take his attention of off Zelda once before) enough to distract him well I sneak around with Zelda. If I save Tails (one of my favorite characters of any game) he can build me my own plane and I can use it to lure in whatever single girl I want.
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    tekmosis Apr 22, 08
    If I could rate something down it'd be this. Pikachu, ok that's a given. Where's Jugglypuff, though? And let me get this straight, the guy in the photo thinks the dude from advance wars is cute? someone's coming out of the closet.
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    xegaldis Apr 22, 08
    this is so stupid, and what an annoying face this guy has..
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    Distortion Apr 22, 08
    Love the pickax to Kawashima's face XD

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