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Top 10 Worst Video Game Heroes

Zeromage | May 19, 2008 | Top List | Misc 
This is a countdown of the ten worst video game protagonists of all time. It is a retro-oriented list, and includes many characters from both the Nintendo Entertainment System, and Sega Genesis that many people would disagree with. The author makes good arguments though, and his reasons for including each character are humorous.
9. Sonic The Hedgehog: Sonic looked cool. He had cool hair. He always looked like he was the hero that no one would ever mess around with. Hit him once though and his coins (er…we mean rings) would go flying out of him left to nothing but his own skin which was supposed to be more protective for a hedgehog. This outer skin though was as weak as Arthur’s armor (Arthur from Ghosts n Goblins). Sure Sonic could do spinning roller coasters on hills that were already built for his ability, but beyond the eye candy, there was much to be desired from this ostensible video game hero. Sonic couldn’t throw anything. He had no magic. All he could do was jump on enemies which mimicked the ability of a much more astute hero included on our top 10 videogame heroes of all time list. Sonic never said anything humorous, nor made the game player feel anything special towards him. Sonic was fun to use for the first couple days of buying a game of his but the coolness factor would soon wear off and you were left with something that just looked the part rather than played the part. Sonic would continue with these lacking qualities throughout the series even to the 3d versions of the game for later Sega systems which were some of the more abominable games ever made. Sonic just needed more than his illustration to be as a great of a character as he was hyped to be. This he never had.
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    Special K | May 19, 2008
    They totally gave Toad the shaft. I thought he was kinda cool. But otherwise, pretty accurate.
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    tallteen86 | May 19, 2008
    List is a bit 'meh'. I'm sure there are worse 'heros' in games...

    Kid Chameleon....Never finished that game, but it was fun doing the shape-shiftin thing....
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    shadow993 | May 19, 2008
    Heh, I like the wittiness factor that gets thrown in.
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    Play ISDF | May 19, 2008
    I don't really agree with Sonic and him getting hurt. Super Sonic anyone? Or better yet, Hyper? Invincibility for the bloody win!
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    Chaos | May 19, 2008
    Haha, I agree with most of the list, especially Sonic, Tails, and Toad... oh, and Johnny Cage. Never liked Johnny Cage. Surprised to see the Paperboy at number one, the Paperboy was so awesome.
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    Storm | May 20, 2008
    What the...They are addressing old video games for being 'worst heros?' As if it were easy to show off a lot of 'heroic' acts with what they had to work with.

    Can we please get a more updated version of this list? I do agree with Toad and a few others, but eh, get with the times.
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    StarJet | May 20, 2008
    Since when was Paperboy a "hero"? And he isn't a shit character. But I agree with Sonic being a shitty hero. He just sucks. Him and his rings and chaos emeralds. He couldn't do shit without those rings.
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    Ameer | May 20, 2008
    No Mario? List fails.  
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    WiiAreUs | May 21, 2008
    I can't believe there's no Shaq from "Shaq Fu". Seriously, the people that made that game were very, very high.

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