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Soul Calibur IV: Which Console Provides the Most Bounce for your Buck?

August 04, 2008 in Video comments 24

GamesRadar does a side by side on the Boob mechanics, or jiggle physics as I like to call them, on each system to see which gives you the best um... gameplay. Yeah, gameplay...

Look for the video in the link.

Gentle reader, we know of your thirst for the finer things in life: vintage wines, sartorial attire, and most importantly, realistic boob physics. After all, what would be the point of a new high-def Soulcalibur game if the teat-jigglies were not tuned to perfection? Some may say that DOA perfected the art with the “independent bounce” feature, but we found it to be a bit excessive and grotesque. The door was left open for a new challenger to the cheesecake crown, and Soulcalibur IV has stepped up. Our video places six of the game’s bustiest fighters side-by-side for your consideration. So open a bottle of Cristal while your eyes drink in what we believe to be the ultimate battleground in the console wars: Soulcalibur IV boob physics.

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  • 2
    chautemoc Aug 5, 08
    Any excuse to use that picture is okay by me.
  • 1
    Deathsythe Aug 5, 08
    I wasn't sure how that would go over, but that works for me.

    I foresee this article gaining a significant amount of publicity.

    • 2
      chautemoc Aug 5, 08
      We GameGrep users are so predictable. Haha.
  • 2
    Cdemon Aug 5, 08
    I read somewhere that the X360 version has 40% more pixels than it's PS3 counterpart.
    • 0
      Final Blade Aug 5, 08
      Correct me if im wrong Cdemon, but more pixels doesn't always make the game better, right?

      Anyway I don't mind which one is better, I just want the gameplay and story to be fluid, thats my only want for the game.
      • 2
        DragoniteBallZ Aug 5, 08
        NO! NONONO! Good game, good story, but less pixels on the boobies = abysmal game!
      • 3
        BANDITO ATTACK Aug 5, 08
        who actually plays soul calibur for the story? :l
      • 0
        Final Blade Aug 7, 08
        Apparently people who believe Star wars characters don't fit the storyline BA.

        DBZ while that might be true, I was just asking Cdemon a question.
  • 0
    Dine_Agoti Aug 5, 08
    Oh god, haha.

    They, erm, look pretty much the same to me.
  • 1
    DragoniteBallZ Aug 5, 08
    I heard that Yoda has bigger boobs than Darth Vader!
  • 0
    Shadow of Death Aug 5, 08
    Someone sum up the conclusions of this video? I can't view it on my friggen PS3 -_-

    Oh, and in the related feature? There is strong evidence that Yoda and Vadar will make an appearance on their irrespective consoles (as DLC I'm sure). Of course, we already guessed as much.
  • 0
    Zeon I Aug 5, 08
    360 offers better boobage. :/
  • 1
    Deathsythe Aug 5, 08
    I don't know, PS3's seems more natural to me.

  • 0
    Ultima_Weapon Aug 5, 08
    There isn't much of a difference. The only comparison where I can see a difference is the one with Ivy. On the 360 her tits seem to move more whereas the ps3's move like they are actually strapped by her bra (is that really a bra lol).
  • 0
    tidus04 Aug 5, 08
    Not much difference though some colour was lighter and darker at some occasions but I just put this down to the environment they was fighting in /=..

    interesting video though, never the less.
  • 1
    Jaw Knee Aug 5, 08
    Who was the perv that thought about comparing this? Good God.
    • 0
      RKRigney Aug 6, 08
      You don't really look like your avatar do you?
      • 0
        Jaw Knee Aug 6, 08
        Of course I do dude, it's a *bleep*ing self portrait.
  • 3
    kik36 Aug 5, 08
    You guys are aware they make porn that is real.......right?
    • 0
      RabidChinaGirl Aug 5, 08
      You are so getting a thumbs up for making me lol irl.
    • 0
      chautemoc Aug 6, 08
      After a decade of it, you need a little flavour in your mix.
      • 0
        Deathsythe Aug 6, 08
        Only a mere decade? You sir have missed out on some of the golden stuff.

        God I feel old.
        • 0
          chautemoc Aug 6, 08
          I've seen old stuff, not appealing to me from what I've seen.
  • 2
    Tiger of Wu Aug 5, 08
    What sickness is this? What type of perv would make this video? Who is actually that pathetic?

    *Goes to watch video again*

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