Soul Calibur IV: Which Console Provides the Most Bounce for your Buck?

GamesRadar does a side by side on the Boob mechanics, or jiggle physics as I like to call them, on each system to see which gives you the best um... gameplay. Yeah, gameplay...

Look for the video in the link.

Gentle reader, we know of your thirst for the finer things in life: vintage wines, sartorial attire, and most importantly, realistic boob physics. After all, what would be the point of a new high-def Soulcalibur game if the teat-jigglies were not tuned to perfection? Some may say that DOA perfected the art with the “independent bounce” feature, but we found it to be a bit excessive and grotesque. The door was left open for a new challenger to the cheesecake crown, and Soulcalibur IV has stepped up. Our video places six of the game’s bustiest fighters side-by-side for your consideration. So open a bottle of Cristal while your eyes drink in what we believe to be the ultimate battleground in the console wars: Soulcalibur IV boob physics.

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chautemoc | August 05, 2008

Any excuse to use that picture is okay by me.
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Deathsythe | August 05, 2008

I wasn't sure how that would go over, but that works for me.

I foresee this article gaining a significant amount of publicity.
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  chautemoc | August 05, 2008
  
  We GameGrep users are so predictable. Haha.
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Cdemon | August 05, 2008

I read somewhere that the X360 version has 40% more pixels than it's PS3 counterpart.
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  Final Blade | August 05, 2008
  
  _{Correct me if im wrong Cdemon, but more pixels doesn't always make the game better, right?
  
  Anyway I don't mind which one is better, I just want the gameplay and story to be fluid, thats my only want for the game.}
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    DragoniteBallZ | August 05, 2008
    
    NO! NONONO! Good game, good story, but less pixels on the boobies = abysmal game!
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    BANDITO ATTACK | August 05, 2008
    
    who actually plays soul calibur for the story? :l
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    Final Blade | August 07, 2008
    
    _{Apparently people who believe Star wars characters don't fit the storyline BA.
    
    DBZ while that might be true, I was just asking Cdemon a question.}
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Dine_Agoti | August 05, 2008

Oh god, haha.

They, erm, look pretty much the same to me.
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DragoniteBallZ | August 05, 2008

I heard that Yoda has bigger boobs than Darth Vader!
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tallteen86 | August 05, 2008

Someone sum up the conclusions of this video? I can't view it on my friggen PS3 -_-

Oh, and in the related feature? There is strong evidence that Yoda and Vadar will make an appearance on their irrespective consoles (as DLC I'm sure). Of course, we already guessed as much.
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Zeon I | August 05, 2008

360 offers better boobage. :/
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Deathsythe | August 05, 2008

I don't know, PS3's seems more natural to me.
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Ultima_Weapon | August 05, 2008

There isn't much of a difference. The only comparison where I can see a difference is the one with Ivy. On the 360 her tits seem to move more whereas the ps3's move like they are actually strapped by her bra (is that really a bra lol).
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tidus04 | August 05, 2008

Not much difference though some colour was lighter and darker at some occasions but I just put this down to the environment they was fighting in /=..

interesting video though, never the less.
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Jaw Knee | August 05, 2008

Who was the perv that thought about comparing this? Good God.
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  RKRigney | August 05, 2008
  
  You don't really look like your avatar do you?
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    Jaw Knee | August 06, 2008
    
    Of course I do dude, it's a *bleep*ing self portrait.
3 thumbs!
kik36 | August 05, 2008

You guys are aware they make porn that is real.......right?
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  RabidChinaGirl | August 05, 2008
  
  You are so getting a thumbs up for making me lol irl.
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  chautemoc | August 05, 2008
  
  After a decade of it, you need a little flavour in your mix.
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    Deathsythe | August 06, 2008
    
    Only a mere decade? You sir have missed out on some of the golden stuff.
    
    God I feel old.
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      chautemoc | August 06, 2008
      
      I've seen old stuff, not appealing to me from what I've seen.
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Tiger of Wu | August 05, 2008

What sickness is this? What type of perv would make this video? Who is actually that pathetic?

*Goes to watch video again*