Whether this was purely a coincidence, or a deliberate shameless innuendo, it's safe to say that this scene from Ar Tonelico: Melody of Elemia is certainly up there as one of gaming's most unsubtle innuendo's ...

| More
News story attached to:
Latest comment:
Most recently commented on by on Nov 18, 2008
Register as a member to subscribe comments.
  • 0
    Killosity Nov 12, 08
    Omg! Sexual innuendo to the extreme! Never heard of this game so I might give it a go. For the gameplay of course.
  • 0
    dmf_dynasty Nov 12, 08
    OMGWTFBBQ. I mean, wow. Come on man.
  • 0
    Ameer Nov 12, 08
    Normally I would have just called it a coincidence, but that's quite blatant, lol. Perhaps the translator was taking a few liberties with the translation.
  • 3
    Armed Rebel Nov 12, 08
    Hahahahahahahahahaha


    Bitches always want to cuddle after..
  • 2
    Zerpent Nov 12, 08
    Dear gawd that was funny. The music made it even better. So innocent and sweet.
  • 3
    BANDITO ATTACK Nov 12, 08
    the first half i was just thinking it was sliiightly coincidental. then at the halfway point i was laughing my ass off "its my first time i cant be sure it wont hurt!", "PUSH IT ALL THE WAY IN - OW OW OW."

    what the *bleep*, man.
  • 0
    lord of vice city Nov 12, 08
    what the hell?
    that was just strange
  • 0
    Storm* Nov 12, 08
    ...That couldn't just be a coincidence, lol. That's just...wow, odd.
  • 1
    Xenctuary* Nov 12, 08
    "Hurry up, but be gentle".
    • 1
      Avalith Nov 13, 08
      "Can we do it in a place like this?"
  • 1
    Krunal Nov 12, 08
    Am I the only one that thinks that the girl is sort of "panting" when she speaks? (Atleast in the first few sentances that she speaks)

    And on another note... I mod the Ar Tonelico: Melody of Elemia forum and never knew about this game
    • 0
      Final Blade Nov 12, 08
      Meaning you're the section mod for it?

      Anyway, am i the only one who not only found this unfunny, but not as bad of an innuendo as the title portrayed?
      Sure I know what it was referring to, but during the whole movie I basically thought "Wow, not really that bad, nor would I deem it most shameless".
      • 0
        HisServant77 Nov 12, 08
        Well I didn't find it funny, but it still made me say "wow" with the reference and all.
      • 2
        Krunal Nov 12, 08
        Did you honestly not hear it, it's exactly as bad as the title portrayed. It was a sexual innuendo. Remove mention of that crystal thing, and make someone listen to what's been said, and believe me they'll think one thing - Sex.
      • 0
        Final Blade Nov 13, 08
        Again I disagree. I watched the video Krunal, and while I understand the innuendo(since im not stupid as people claim), I still didn't find it anywhere near as bad or shameless as the title portrayed. Its my opinion. I found it more ridiculous then anything.
        • 1
          Salvador_Dog Nov 14, 08
          quote
          this is my first time... I can't be sure that i won't hurt you...
          quote
          push it all the way... ow ow... ouch
          quote
          there it's in all the way
          holy shit, are you sure its not shameless? Its a freaking kids game!
        • 0
          Final Blade Nov 14, 08
          Yes, but I'll bet money that they won't think of this as sexual, since they're young. However people over the age of 15 who actually understand sexual innuendo's will get the pun. Either way, Its not as shameless as it appears, unless some are perverts.

          Oh I rather not debate this here though. So I digress.
        • 0
          kik36 Nov 14, 08
          15 is reaching man......watch the news, kids are starting to have sex much younger these days 10-12 range. Doctors are concerned that children are reaching puberty much more earlier and are doing studies on it. They even have a name for it but can't recall it off the top of my head.

          I only pay attention to this stuff because I'm a concerned parent.
        • 0
          Final Blade Nov 14, 08
          I seriously doubt those kids would even understand the pun. Either way it was my opinion.
        • 0
          Capn Droid* Nov 17, 08
          I'm pretty sure the kids playing this game have probably gone through sex. ed.
        • 0
          kik36 Nov 17, 08
          I went through sex ed in 5th grade in the 80's......I'll never forget some dude asking what a blow job was and the principal who was teaching the class said a "woman blows on your penis".

          Major LULZ when I realized that isn't quite true. LOL
  • 0
    Daigoji_Gai Nov 12, 08
    Goodness! This is just... awesome!
  • 0
    HisServant77 Nov 12, 08
    Wow . . . just wow. Can't say I'm shocked and surprised though.
  • 0
    kik36 Nov 12, 08
    LMFAO I wonder what the voice actors were thinking?!
    • 0
      Big A2 Nov 14, 08
      Probably "I don't get paid enough to do this job."
  • 2
    ShadowJ Nov 12, 08
    lol it's got to be a japanese game XD

    and that doesn't surprise me Krun, you don't notice anything these days *Still doesn't mention the "kick me" sticker on Krun's back*
    • 0
      Krunal Nov 12, 08
      I just tried to kick myself and failed

      Its a wonder why a scene such as this hasn't been brought up before in various discussions... (and had it have been, I'm sure I would have seen it when I go through the forums of my section).
  • 0
    iLLmatic Nov 12, 08
    That was the funniest shit I EVER seen in a game. That seemed like a parody, only it's an actual game. Dude gave her a wrap-around penis in her ass so she could live LMAO!
    • 0
      Krunal Nov 12, 08
      It honestly does seem like a Parody... Infact I don't believe it, so I've asked the people in the forum to confirm that there is indeed a scene such as that
  • 0
    kspiess* Nov 12, 08
    HAhahahaha, this was great!
  • 0
    Seproth Nov 12, 08
    This would have been hilarious, if the music didn't make is so frickin' creepy.
  • 0
    cooly99 Nov 17, 08
    Haha that was a seriously fuuny joke.
  • 0
    tallteen86 Nov 17, 08
    Ummmm, if this is the game I am thinking of, this isn't news (not to everyone XD). This game is suppoed to be full of scenes like this?

    One of the selling points, pretty much >_>
  • 0
    Jaw Knee Nov 17, 08
    Insert it all the way into her back. Hahahaha
  • 0
    Big A2 Nov 18, 08
    While that may be gamings most shameless sewual innuendo, this one is my favorite:

    http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i141/Big_A2/MotheroffenseinMother.jpg
  • 0
    Bale Fire Nov 18, 08
    That was hilarious, at first I thought it was just a little coincidence, but there's no way they could put that many references in unintentionally.
  • 0
    Chad Nov 18, 08
    Haha, that was awesome. I was close to lol'ing irl throughout a lot of it, but when she mentioned he "protected me during" I couldn't help myself.

    Nice find.

This news story is archived and is closed to comments now.