They claim touch screen support and variable breast sizes and skin tone will be available. Despite they are still working on this physics engine, Apple has currently rejected this .. uhh.. "game," as the developers categorize it on YouTube.

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  • 1
    Xenctuary Dec 24, 08
    Well... that's one use of the accelerometer Apple never considered.
  • 0
    FinalFantasyFanaticc Dec 24, 08
    Wow, the applications just get weirder and weirder.
  • 0
    Storm Dec 24, 08
    I'd reject it because of how useless it is. -_- But meh, sex sells.
    • 0
      Sayyed Dec 24, 08
      What about the lightsaber and match app. Those are pretty useless.

      This app is...AMAZING.
      • 0
        Chais Dec 24, 08
        Not to mention incredibly useful for people who can't seem to get a girlfriend.
        • 0
          Sayyed Dec 24, 08
          They thought of everything

          I would only use that app for shitz and giggles. But I don't let alone have a phone.
      • 0
        StarJet Dec 27, 08
        The lightsaber application is the bomb, man. Oh, and don't forget the electric razor app. My friend uses that at school for the lulz.
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    chautemoc Dec 24, 08
    Truly, the apex of human intelligence.
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    Dark Arcanine Dec 25, 08
    Great idea but extremely unrealistic boob bounce. I like realism when it comes to the jiggles, thank you.
    • 0
      Best Player Ever Feb 4, 09
      Shake softly then.

      I remember seeing an app like this on a jailbroken version.
  • 0
    Zeek Feb 4, 09
    Those horny apple guys need to get laid!

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