Recent Dragon Age: Origins teaser features unusual and hideous creature from the depths of abandoned Dwarven tunnels called Broodmother. Despite her 'bloby' appearance, she's a bloodthirsty beast. Click on the source link to watch the video.

The latest Dragon Age: Origins teaser is a weird one. Opening with a dark poem spoken aloud by a mysterious woman in a monotone voice, a few Grey Wardens are shown finding big and multiple-nippled trouble in a tiny cave. Then, of course, they make a bloody mess out of her. Still -- she looks mean. And tentacled.

The creature is called the Broodmother, a Darkspawn who lives deep in the universe’s abandoned Dwarven tunnels. Brave people have seen the beast before during their journeys, but of course, have never managed to slay her. This probably has something to do with her breath. We imagine her mouth is stank after all of her years living in a cave and eating rats and such.
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  • 0
    Shadow of Death Oct 9, 09
    *shudders*

    That is all...

    Oh wait...

    *vomits too*

    OK, I'm done...
  • 4
    Seproth Oct 9, 09
    Huh....I guess we have different definitions of "better"
  • 1
    Gamesta100 Oct 9, 09
    OMG and I thought the Gorgons with tits in GOW were disgusting
    • 0
      Existence Oct 10, 09
      Gorgon? Pfft. Remember Clotho?
  • 2
    Curt Connors Oct 10, 09


    Brain bleach required please. To think I was starting to look forward to this game too.
    • 0
      Existence Oct 11, 09
      Why aren't you looking forward to it now?
  • 2
    Curt Connors Oct 11, 09
    Because trying to track that many nipples on the screen at one time will give me motion sickness
    • 1
      Seproth Oct 11, 09
      Dude, it's like the sun. You don't look directly at them, you'll go blind.

      ...apparently that happens with pretty nipples too though, also you'll grow hair on your palms.
  • 0
    Curt Connors Oct 12, 09
    I don't need to try and track them, I'm a guy. My eyes have minds of their own when it comes to nipples, even the monstrously twisted variety

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