Games We Love but Wish We Could Love Playing
22 hours 24 mins ago
Recent Dragon Age: Origins teaser features unusual and hideous creature from the depths of abandoned Dwarven tunnels called Broodmother. Despite her 'bloby' appearance, she's a bloodthirsty beast. Click on the source link to watch the video.
The latest Dragon Age: Origins teaser is a weird one. Opening with a dark poem spoken aloud by a mysterious woman in a monotone voice, a few Grey Wardens are shown finding big and multiple-nippled trouble in a tiny cave. Then, of course, they make a bloody mess out of her. Still -- she looks mean. And tentacled.
The creature is called the Broodmother, a Darkspawn who lives deep in the universe’s abandoned Dwarven tunnels. Brave people have seen the beast before during their journeys, but of course, have never managed to slay her. This probably has something to do with her breath. We imagine her mouth is stank after all of her years living in a cave and eating rats and such.
News story attached to:
- Dragon Age: Origins [Mac, PC, XBOX360, PS3]





Comments
That is all...
Oh wait...
*vomits too*
OK, I'm done...
Brain bleach required please. To think I was starting to look forward to this game too.
...apparently that happens with pretty nipples too though, also you'll grow hair on your palms.
This news story is archived and is closed to comments now.