So how did you guys like that New Moon movie? CINEMA GOLD, am I right? Yeah, we're not sure how that Stephanie Meyers woman comes up with all these original and awesome ideas, then pens book after book in eloquent writing. I mean, I picked up a book at the store once, and my eyes bled from the sheer crappiness greatness in her words.

Yeah anyway, if you've been keeping your nose buried in video games to avoid all things Twilight, you may wanna take a moment to check out EA's parody of the latest flick.

Their latest episode in an ongoing The Sims 3 machinima series parodies the newest Twilight book-turned-movie, New Moon, in which the Mary Sue protagonist has to contend with unnaturally attractive (if that's your thing) werewolves. Unlike her albino vampire boyfriend and posse, these new Anne Rice rejects have tan skin, which adds plenty of character diversity to the story.

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