LeetWorld have made a funny little video called "A day in the Life of a Portal Turret".
So what exactly does a Portal turret do during it's day? Nothing much, besides bitching about everything - Life, it's job, the Companion Cube, Chell, Facebook, the lack of cake, and so on.
They seemed alot more content in the game ...



If a turret bitches about its job and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound? You bet it does. "A Day in the Life of a Turret" catches two turrets on the job during a typical day at the Aperture Science Enrichment Center, and the monotony that lies within.
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  • 1
    LordMaChao Jan 20, 08
    Oh my God, that was actually amazingly funny. I thought it would suck but I'm glad I was bored enough to watch.
  • 0
    Play ISDF Jan 20, 08
    That was a really funny video, loved the ending. Whoever created that did a great job imo.
  • 1
    BradSK Jan 20, 08
    Lmao, that was brilliant.

    "I wonder if there will be cake..."
    "*bleep* you"

  • 0
    Incidnia Jan 20, 08
    That was hilarious! Reminds me of RvB a bit, I love it.


    It's funny when they high five but don't move.
  • 0
    Xenctuary Jan 20, 08
    That was pretty damn good
  • 0
    Revenger of Wastelan Jan 20, 08
    Lol that was a masterpiece right there!
  • 0
    Storm Jan 20, 08
    Great segment: Didn't know that turrets watched Lost and played Halo 3 and CoD4. xD
  • 0
    Guticb Jan 20, 08
    That was amazing!

    Was there a single Portal joke they didn't use? xD
  • 0
    DilZZ Jan 20, 08
    Nice one.

    I laugh at the cube...
  • 0
    Dragoshi1 Jan 21, 08
    Had to stop watching after 30 seconds, it was too funny!
  • 0
    Seeker X Jan 21, 08
    They forgot the "I don't hate you" one...then again that wouldn't have fit the vid anyways, very nice one.
  • 1
    Woudo Jan 21, 08
    Oh My God!
    *bleep*!
    OW!
    Son of a bitch!
    What the Shit!
    Balls!
    SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT...

    Damn that's funny.
  • 0
    Dance Floor Killah Jan 21, 08
    I added this video to my MySpace page. I love it!

    ROFL, ok. I SEE YOU.
    Ask her if she's still there.
    ARE YOU STILL THERE? She didn't say anything.
    No shit, Sherlock.
    What should I say now?
    Come out bitch!
  • -1
    HBK619 Jan 22, 08
    I love it when people quote funny moments from the video, everyone saw it, you're not re-telling it to someone who hasn't seen it.

    I liked this video, and I don't usually watch much of this kind of comedy because it's usually rubbish, but a lot of creativity and effort was definitely put in here, so props to the creators.
  • -1
    Woudo Jan 22, 08
    Can you please remove the giant pole from your ass HBK, you never say anything nice, happy, funny. Usually just insults and criticisms.

    Please die.
  • 0
    Capn Droid Jan 25, 08
    Lol, this video is awesome.
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    Oceanic Sun Jan 26, 08
    That was probably the funniest video I've ever seen. xD

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